15. Write a list of questions to which you urgently need answers.
- Just putting this out there: Trump? Really?
- What do dogs do when you leave them home all day?
- Who was the original hipster? Like seriously- who started that?
- How come salads never taste as good when you make them at home as they do when you order them at a restaurant?
- Why did we decide to make Alaska a state? Why not just let it be part of Canada?
- Why do people insist that you close your eyes when you make a wish?
- Why do styles come and go every 20 years?
- Why does America have different units of measurement than every other country?
- How did the Romans figure out the whole indoor plumbing thing and then the rest of the world somehow forgot all the progress?
- Is guy’s shampoo actually from girl’s shampoo?
- How much money does the bubble bath industry make a year?
- What are the words to “Wannabe” by Spice Girls?
- What in the world is a “pickled cucumber”? That’s a pickle.
- When did we start referring to problems as pickles?
- Does Apple hardwire iPhones to stop working when the next generation comes out?
- Why are mother-in-laws notoriously terrible?
- Whose idea was it to first film a reality show?
- Why do we have two kidneys when we technically only need one?
- What is it about making something smaller that’s so adorable?
- Why do they even include the two end pieces in a loaf of bread? Throw that shit out.
- What’s up with everyone’s fascination with Ke$ha and why does she spell her name with a dollar sign?
- Who would make a worse president- Donald or Kanye?
- If Trump gets elected, how many people would actually leave the country?
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?