15. Write a list of questions to which you urgently need answers.
- Donald J. Trump- WHY?
- Why do we clap after someone blows out birthday candles?
- Why would someone willingly go on the show Naked & Afraid?
- Why is traffic so light on Friday morning?
- Are we 100% sure that Donald Trump isn’t a Clinton conspiracy?
- Why do people forget how to drive when it rains/snows?
- Are Joe Biden and Lady GaGa actually friends like he claimed they were when he introduced her at the Oscars?
- When did interrupting people become socially acceptable?
- Why are you (anyone who does this) chewing with your mouth open?
- Who taught you to eat?
- WHY ALAN RICKMAN, UNIVERSE? WHY?
- When are Delawarians going to stop talking about traffic and weather?
- Is my life being secretly recorded?
- Can it please be on vacation right now?
- Why are you still talking?
- What is so appealing about the horror genre?
- What do you mean you don’t like reading?
- Does anyone actually use Siri on a consistent basis?
- Who invented the word ‘Fork’ ?
- How did swear words become ‘bad words’ ?
- How do British people describe something as ‘bloody’ (like a crime scene or when you cut off a part of your finger with a knife while cooking) without people thinking they’re swearing?
- To the people who don’t like to travel and would be happy never leaving their home state: Why? How? What happened to you?
- Who keeps making flip phones?
- Who is still buying flip phones?
- What kind of a*$%^(# apartment complex doesn’t let their residents have dogs?
- Can we please be like Arizona and just stop with Daylight Savings Time?
- Is the sun ever going to come out again for more than 12 hours?
- Can we all stop pretending like we love small talk?
- Why are you talking to me before I’ve had coffee?
- Why didn’t you respond to my text but you posted on social media?
- Why are you using Facebook/Twitter as your personal diary?
- Can someone explain Trump, please?
*Please note that many of these questions were not directed at a particular person, but to the ‘collective’ you.*