whyyyyyy

15. Write a list of questions to which you urgently need answers.

  1. Donald J. Trump- WHY?
  2. Why do we clap after someone blows out birthday candles?
  3. Why would someone willingly go on the show Naked & Afraid?
  4. Why is traffic so light on Friday morning?
  5. Are we 100% sure that Donald Trump isn’t a Clinton conspiracy?
  6. Why do people forget how to drive when it rains/snows?
  7. Are Joe Biden and Lady GaGa actually friends like he claimed they were when he introduced her at the Oscars?
  8. When did interrupting people become socially acceptable?
  9. Why are you (anyone who does this) chewing with your mouth open?
    1. Who taught you to eat?
  10. WHY ALAN RICKMAN, UNIVERSE? WHY?
  11. When are Delawarians going to stop talking about traffic and weather?
  12. Is my life being secretly recorded?
  13.  Can it please be on vacation right now?
  14. Why are you still talking?
  15. What is so appealing about the horror genre?
  16. What do you mean you don’t like reading?
  17. Does anyone actually use Siri on a consistent basis?
  18. Who invented the word ‘Fork’ ?
  19. How did swear words become ‘bad words’ ?
  20. How do British people describe something as ‘bloody’ (like a crime scene or when you cut off a part of your finger with a knife while cooking) without people thinking they’re swearing?
  21. To the people who don’t like to travel and would be happy never leaving their home state: Why? How? What happened to you?
  22. Who keeps making flip phones?
    1. Who is still buying flip phones?
  23. What kind of a*$%^(# apartment complex doesn’t let their residents have dogs?
  24. Can we please be like Arizona and just stop with Daylight Savings Time?
  25. Is the sun ever going to come out again for more than 12 hours?
  26. Can we all stop pretending like we love small talk?
  27. Why are you talking to me before I’ve had coffee?
  28. Why didn’t you respond to my text but you posted on social media?
  29. Why are you using Facebook/Twitter as your personal diary?
  30. Can someone explain Trump, please?

*Please note that many of these questions were not directed at a particular person, but to the ‘collective’ you.*

 

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